I didn’t get alot in class, but I know it don’t come in a shot glass.
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Come February 14, Anne Rice will walk among the Children of the Night again. I can’t wait to get my hands on this novel!
Okay, so granted not all of these are dirty. They’re more corny/stupid. I still have 10 more to make then I am DONE! Which means a total of 40 LOTR Valentines.
EEEEP! These are all from my LOTR pick-up lines blog! :’D
omg that Bilbo one is so creepy XD idek whyLegolas <3
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I want to steal away with a teardrop trailer and my love.
“Vacation in a Can”
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